Polka Dot Pants

I hate skinny jeans.  I hate the way they taper down around the ankles and make anyone with a bigger ass than Kate Moss' look like an inverted triangle.  But there are a lot of really cute skinny jeans out there right now.  My solution to this is to buy them a size too large.  Since I'm short, they're usually too long for me, so I can fold them under and (hopefully) avoid that inverted triangle look, like I've done here.

Me and my muppets.

Jacket - Sashimi (via Nordstrom), Pants - Xhilaration by Target, Shoes - Irregular Choice, Ring - JewelMint