If you want to get lots of attention, wear spikes on your shoulders. Everyone will ask about them and want to touch them. You can also make jokes about impaling yourself in the head.
I fell in love with this skirt when I first saw it, but, unfortunately, it was way out of my price range. Months later, it ended up on sale. I danced around in the dressing room making the paillettes swing all around and reflect the light. When I paid for it, the cashier told me I had a New Year's Eve skirt, but I thought to myself, "Are you kidding lady, I'm wearing this to work tomorrow." And I did.
